A little of this and a bit more

Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

You have short hair not bald

not bald - yet

Reading Time: 2 minutesDear reader, I’ve a confession to make, I don’t give a flying bats turd about going bald. Many men do and indulge in a range of strange procedures to overcome this naturally occurring event. You’ll discover that it’s a billion dollar a year folly, wow, what a folly. I mean just what’s wrong with loosing your hair, just cut the remaining hair appropriately and away you go, confident, clean, good looking. Short hair not bald.

I can’t help but snigger at the ridiculous nature of the term “follicular fight” and the so called threat to a guy’s macho biker image. I remember the tv ads for a spray can of coloured hair spray that would just paint your head. Looked good, not.

What about the comb over, well that’s just obscene, i’ve seen a guy with his neck hair combed up and over his head to his forehead. Now that looked good, so much so that I could hardly tell he was fighting the follicular fight, see it’s a great term after all.

I have a grooming ritual that i’m not going to describe in too much detail, but let’s just say it takes hours over the weekend for me to look as good as I do, sexy is for others to consider. The one thing I can do is grow hair.

The fact that the Hollywood, television and famous weirdoes think that they can’t possibly show that they have lost their hair,  John Travolta, Nicholas Cage and of course Donald Trump for example and it’s hilarious. Why don’t they just accept it for goodness sake, do they really think that we care about such things.

As cruel as it is, I recommend that when spotted, the wearer of the toupee, wig, comb over, or surgically inserted bits of hair, should be reminded of just how silly they are. Now before you react, I know it’s an emotive issue for them and that many ladies suffering from treatments require a wig, but these unrealistically sensitive follicly challenged folk, should be supported and steered to wear their receding or missing hairline with pride, not shame or embarrassment.

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I'm an increasingly grumpy old fart posting rants, observations and trying to write somewhat twisted short and slightly longer stories for adults. All rights reserved unless otherwise credited © Alan Crawford - 2024

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27/11/2011 01:15

As I can see, there is no solid evidence in science that hair loss or balding can be cured. There is no discovery on this yet. One can outdo this by having surgery ( hair transplant ). But this process isn’t 100% effective.

27/11/2011 07:43
Reply to  Elane

it sure ain’t effective .. it looks hideous — thanks for stopping by elane

06/03/2011 09:03

Imagine the blush on my face when you pointed out that you had already travelled this path before my humble offering. although mine does have a baldies unite chant 😉

06/03/2011 09:08
Reply to  baldychaz

it’s just the different perspective .. i love it 😉 …. i mean your’s

17/01/2011 02:59

cheers 😛

27/11/2011 07:32
Reply to  pamanner

wow, i just found this .. took some time but cheers back

16/01/2011 16:55

Nice cranium Alan..

I think I might shave


16/01/2011 17:10
Reply to  RaisingAmelie

why thank you, except for the scar ( which is remarkably hidden in the photo ) it's not too bad, scary yes – bad no

16/01/2011 15:28

All got to do with the Crusades I read somewhere. Balbness never mentioned in early European history until then. So if you suffer baldness today,sure as hell your ancesters were up to hanky panky in the Holy Land.

16/01/2011 16:04
Reply to  Jim

me thinks the hats were too tight and the gowns too loose .. 🙂

16/01/2011 14:55

yes, that's what you do and be proud!!!!!

16/01/2011 15:14
Reply to  pamanner

proud – yes .. cheers

16/01/2011 12:06

the cut is that fresh you can still see the clippings on my ear .. now is that too personal ?

16/01/2011 13:17
Reply to  tbaoo

It's a good look …run with it!

16/01/2011 13:24
Reply to  Ron

cheers ron, i love looking at the google ad placement that goes with the post ..

07/04/2019 16:55

the cut is that fresh you can still see the clippings on my ear .. now is that too personal ?

09/04/2019 05:09
Reply to  tbaoo

It&#039s a good look …run with it!

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