You have short hair not bald

Dear reader, I’ve a confession to make, I don’t give a flying bats turd about going bald. Many men do and indulge in a range of strange procedures to overcome this naturally occurring event. You’ll discover that it’s a billion dollar a year folly, wow, what a folly. I mean just what’s wrong with loosing your hair, just cut the remaining hair appropriately and away you go, confident, clean, good looking. Short hair not bald.

I can’t help but snigger at the ridiculous nature of the term “follicular fight” and the so called threat to a guy’s macho biker image. I remember the tv ads for a spray can of coloured hair spray that would just paint your head. Looked good, not.

What about the comb over, well that’s just obscene, i’ve seen a guy with his neck hair combed up and over his head to his forehead. Now that looked good, so much so that I could hardly tell he was fighting the follicular fight, see it’s a great term after all.

I have a grooming ritual that i’m not going to describe in too much detail, but let’s just say it takes hours over the weekend for me to look as good as I do, sexy is for others to consider. The one thing I can do is grow hair.

The fact that the Hollywood, television and famous weirdoes think that they can’t possibly show that they have lost their hair,  John Travolta, Nicholas Cage and of course Donald Trump for example and it’s hilarious. Why don’t they just accept it for goodness sake, do they really think that we care about such things.

As cruel as it is, I recommend that when spotted, the wearer of the toupee, wig, comb over, or surgically inserted bits of hair, should be reminded of just how silly they are. Now before you react, I know it’s an emotive issue for them and that many ladies suffering from treatments require a wig, but these unrealistically sensitive follicly challenged folk, should be supported and steered to wear their receding or missing hairline with pride, not shame or embarrassment.

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tbaoo

the cut is that fresh you can still see the clippings on my ear .. now is that too personal ?

Ron

It&#039s a good look …run with it!

Elane

As I can see, there is no solid evidence in science that hair loss or balding can be cured. There is no discovery on this yet. One can outdo this by having surgery ( hair transplant ). But this process isn’t 100% effective.

tbaoo

it sure ain’t effective .. it looks hideous — thanks for stopping by elane

baldychaz

Imagine the blush on my face when you pointed out that you had already travelled this path before my humble offering. although mine does have a baldies unite chant 😉

tbaoo

it’s just the different perspective .. i love it 😉 …. i mean your’s

pamanner

cheers 😛

tbaoo

wow, i just found this .. took some time but cheers back

RaisingAmelie

Nice cranium Alan..

I think I might shave

Cheers

tbaoo

why thank you, except for the scar ( which is remarkably hidden in the photo ) it's not too bad, scary yes – bad no

Jim

All got to do with the Crusades I read somewhere. Balbness never mentioned in early European history until then. So if you suffer baldness today,sure as hell your ancesters were up to hanky panky in the Holy Land.

tbaoo

me thinks the hats were too tight and the gowns too loose .. 🙂

pamanner

yes, that's what you do and be proud!!!!!

tbaoo

proud – yes .. cheers

tbaoo

the cut is that fresh you can still see the clippings on my ear .. now is that too personal ?

Ron

It's a good look …run with it!

tbaoo

cheers ron, i love looking at the google ad placement that goes with the post ..

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