Over the years, my imagination has grown to an almost obscene level. Weird, odd, strange, dark, funny, too smart by half, writing that defies categorisation. As a result, I have packaged a number of them into an eBook and hope to calm the world with their content. Big boy hopes of course, but I feel I need to try. I’ve also decided to combine the tbaoo.com material back into one site, and that’s here. A sensible cost saving.
So while the ebooks sail the internet, there’s still plenty here to distract you from the woes of modern life. Here’s a sample to wet your whistle.
Allison is thinking on the train, and Allison has a secret. With her this morning on the ride home from work was Amanda, with whom she shared an overnight shift. The best description Allison could muster was applied to Amanda: very nice, but as dumb as a beach towel sitting at the bottom of the washing machine. Wet, smiling and waiting to be pulled out and encouraged to dry. Medically identified as such.
The pair worked at the Sunspots Resort in the city. It was a new building, perfectly set up for the one-night inner city, go out on the town stays. Not much to entice you to stay in, but heaps to allow you to arrive, leave and have fun, return to sleep or enjoy a partner or two and then leave for your mundane at home the next day. Or the one after that.
Allison and the towel worked in housekeeping. Keeping house was hard enough at home, but as a professional, it was often a nightmare. The list of things found during a routine shift could almost plant a serious blush on a sex shop worker. The intimate activities of those who stayed or just played at Sunspots could be made into a film. Actually, many a film had been filmed there. The audience would not normally be fans of the Disney Channel.
The towel walked in on a scene coming to a close one morning and wouldnt stop talking about it for weeks. Turns out after talking with the director, a copy was provided, and she suddenly stopped talking about it to anyone, anyone did not include her husband. It turned out they enjoyed it together, and it became their little secret.
Allison knew about the film and the scene. The towel couldn’t help but share her awareness of this exciting news with Allison. The Resort management also became aware of the filming due to an observant guest emailing them. He’d seen the room, specifically the bed head and bedspread and thought he’d proudly share the combination of his love for adult entertainment and his passion for soft furnishings. The hotel was always pleased to receive positive feedback from its guests. Like any hotel, less than happy to be aware of what the guests get up to.
A very famous international hotel chain steering itself by its stringent religious mindset was also the set for a famous Australian adult flick. Very embarrassing. There are two mega hotel chains named after the family ownership. In this case not the one with an heir named after a famous capital city. In fact, theres an insightful documentary floating about concerning the huge money made by hotels broadcasting adult films in-house, despite their dogged religious dogma. The credit card companies, hotels and various mum and pop business making a freaking fortune out of adult entertainment. more
