Please enjoy my rather perculiar short stories. My silly old nonsense, rants, lists and observations are found in the other section. A small number of inquisitive people, namely one, asked how or where I get the ideas for my stories. I can’t really answer, as I don’t really know. When my Alan Crawford trousers, mind or weather conditions suit I’ll sit at the computer and open a blank page. 

My new eBook “Three Short Stories” is adult in nature, with gruesome goings on, food safety and some naughty business. Grab a copy from Apple Books – Smashwords – Amazon Kindle – Kobo – Barnes & Noble

“Three Short Stories” 

• Bloodbath – The Gruesome Murders, deals with a man applying a brutal approach to satisfying his need.
• A Tale of an EHO (Environmental Health Officer) includes food safety and adult entertainment, reluctantly good looking food operators, cult like Church leadership and adult entertainment venue ownership. It’s a complicated tale.
• Learning to Kill explores how a professional hitman and his family educate their son.

Each story often swims in unpleasant situations and even though the content is aimed at a mature audience, it may seem to be immature at times. Some parts of my stories are based on reasonably true events, the rest emerge from my ludicrous imagination and although I seem to write like one, I’m not a serial killer. I’ve landed hard into Twitter and Instagram less so, but both are @acrawfordsaid