Alan Crawford is my name and I’m responsible for these rather odd short stories, rants, lists and observations. A number of inquisitive people, namely one, asked me how or where do the ideas come from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind or wild weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears and so it starts to flow.

I’ve resurrected the more random posts and rearranged others. Now while each short story may reside in unpleasant situations, each of the tasty morsels including the rants, lists and observations are aimed at a mature audience. Sadly they appear rather immature at times.

Despite warnings and common sense, I may write some more. For example, as I’m now a retired gent, I can afford the time it takes. Coming reasonably soon is another idea I’ve stumbled across and it will be found at HappyBelly.au

One of the byproducts from this site (and those before it) is Three Short Stories a selection of nonsense formatted into an affordable eBook. Somewhat adult in nature, with gruesome goings on, food safety and some naughty business. Get your copy: Apple Books — Smashwords — Amazon Kindle — Barnes & Noble — Kobo