I’ve been busy combining a few things and setting up a stand-alone site acrawfordsaidso for the longer stories. Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully, there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. Wondrously weird, odd, and strange things abound. The older material and more recent posts are now on tbaoo.com.

A Story or Two to Tell

After many years of no activity, I’ve burst into some. A new eBook replacing Three Short Stories. This attempt at modern fictional storytelling is called “A Story or Two to Tell”. It is the imaginative blending of two stories, with my fanciful resume. All read to the eager audience growing in numbers in the aged care complex I could call home. I don’t live in an aged care home just yet and I’m not a psychopath. Even though the stories are aimed at a mature audience, it may seem immature at times. It’s just the beginning, with more planned. Nearly all of the story content comes from my rather warped imagination, having been exposed to too much TV and Films, but some are based in reality. Of course “most” of it is pure fiction,

Here is a sample of the nonsense on this site … Rob wandered all through the shopping centre car park, finishing the last fag for a time. This centre, like all other places, had a strict no-smoking policy. Ridiculously you couldn’t even smoke in the outdoor car park. You get soaked as they had no shelter, you could get run over as the wangers sped about the laneways and you could get lost if you didn’t pay any attention. Gb-7663 – green, how the hell can anyone remember a floor, row and space identified like that? Maybe Rob would have better luck today in his search for some well-fitting smalls.

His underwear collection was now providing more holes than required. Embarrassing smalls annoyed Ron. His patient lover was also annoyed, but that was because he always answered the door to her without them. Sometimes he was just plain old buck naked and others, hardly hiding his pleasure at her arrival … more