Some rude fat pot suggested she was fat. He was just as fat and shaped like a pot. She wasn’t black and was not like a kettle. Yet more mayhem.
Author: Alan Crawford
I'm an increasingly grumpy old fart posting rants, observations and trying to write somewhat twisted short and slightly longer stories for adults. All rights reserved unless otherwise credited © Alan Crawford - 2024
Pickled peppers
Peter liked his pickled peppers. His mate Jack had climbed off and left him there. He liked them as well.
Swipe right
I thought I’d write a piece covering the prevalence of online dating, swipe right. Although, I’m wondering if anyone actually reads any of my writings. Like all my silly nonsense, this presents some truth but also great big mobs of bull.
Burglary gone wrong
Ruth wandered about the backyard deciding if she should kill herself. She also thought of the shopping. There was a burglary gone wrong.
What does Simon say
What happened ? More drama concerning online dating. It’s a soul destroying, ego crushing torture. What does Simon say?