A word about testicles

It’s been a fun few days “on the on” that is on-call, I’ve not had much, but enough to keep me away from tbaoo and tonight’s the last night to post again. It might just be a word about testicles.

Nothing in tbaoo is meant to cause offence, except this, testicles. I’ve been trying to figure out for the entire life of tbaoo how I may get the word testicle into a story or fantasy piece, well here’s a news item that allows me to do so, with complete confidence, Google may not like it, but I have to push on, freedom of the press and all that. Some serious info on testicular implants here

Man jailed for stalking surgeon

1st March 2011

MAN who stalked his doctor for a year was sentenced to 12 months in prison when he appeared in Bundaberg Magistrates Court yesterday.

But Roy Danny Wells, 46, could walk free in two months, with his parole eligibility date set for May 3. Wells pleaded guilty to unlawful stalking, four charges of possessing a weapon and possession of strychnine and cyanide.

The court heard Wells began stalking the doctor after his testicle was removed in what Wells believed to be a botched operation.

“It’s extremely concerning, whatever the explanation,” Magistrate Jennifer Batts said. But the court was told Wells never intended to carry out his threats.

“It was not your intention to cause him any physical harm but merely cause him fear,” she said. “It’s unsurprising that he took these matters seriously indeed.” The magistrate said it was out of character for Wells to act this way considering his criminal history.Ms Batts sentenced Wells to 12 months in prison for the stalking offence and six weeks for possession of the firearms.

The sentences are to be served concurrently.

In sentencing Ms Batts commended Wells for pleading early which saved the victim from the anguish of testifying in court. Ms Batts also ordered the firearms to be surrendered to police. Ms Batts also ordered Wells not to approach or contact the doctor when he returned from Christchurch where his is providing medical care to earthquake victims. Wells was ordered to have no contact with the doctor’s wife and their children and not to approach or visit their home.

There are strong rumours that the fellow went to the doctor for a sore neck and shoulder strain, hey, that’s what I have. He spoke with the young receptionist and distracted in a ‘highly sexed manly kind of way’ somehow had a testicle removed, botchedly ? What the blazes. Oddly and in what is a sheer coincidence, a lot of the photos on tbaoo are from Bundaberg and no I didn’t see a Doctor while I was there. So there you are. Testicles, tbaoo, Google, silliness indeed. Good night and be careful.