A little of this and a bit more

Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

Excuse me my book is wet

Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s official, the real world is definitely stranger, weirder, more colourful, disturbingly odd and is actually just plain loopy, forget about fiction. You should also forget about an EHO struggling to grasp the sexual nuance of his professional responsibilities, the real world is bang on with superb laughable nonsense. The outcome from protest may be excuse me my book is wet.

Today at work, whilst restraining this newly found urge to procreate with any good looking chefs that come my way, as per the fiction that is “Lincoln Point” I heard on the news the world’s most trusted and hated university Harvard, has a leak problem. It might just be a sensitivity challenged student body or just a collection of twisted academia, with sexual stigmata of the worst kind.

I mean who you sleep with, have sex with, want to have sex with, bump, rub, bounce or bubble with (whilst being a consenting adult ), is no one’s business, regular reader you will have read as much in tbaoo before.

My amazement and supplier of the sudden second sticker shock, is the newly realised, ( about bloody time it seems ), news is that the leak was not so much personal plumbing related, but actual human waste terrorism. What in the rotten passionfruit section of the supermarket is going on at Harvard, has the GFC and the Madof obscenity triggered or indeed pointed a protest movement ( no it was number ones not number twos ) into action and decided to store wee on book shelves that have a certain slant.

Well someone has targeted this particular section in the Harvard library. Then it was said that the urine, yes urine, was actually in a bottle on the shelf, now that’s ok, but the bottle was not sealed and a person, a cleaner like person apparently knocked over the inappropriately stored bottle of urine all over this unlikely selection of sexually targeted reading materials. It wasn’t the fetish section.

That’s all your worship, it’s time for a gentlemanly rest stop.

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I'm an increasingly grumpy old fart posting rants, observations and trying to write somewhat twisted short and slightly longer stories for adults. All rights reserved unless otherwise credited © Alan Crawford - 2024

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31/01/2011 19:55

Had a nice chuckle over the pee pee.


31/01/2011 20:02
Reply to  Alejandro

pee erfect .. 😉

31/01/2011 17:00

OMG the visuals….ewwwwwwww…but your words brought on pictures….always good……As always … XOXOXO

31/01/2011 17:04
Reply to  Bongo

tanks away bonnie, have you written my guest post yet ?

Jessica Mokrzycki
31/01/2011 11:55

I hadn’t caught that story! Great post…I always enjoy visiting your blog 🙂

31/01/2011 16:06

biggest cheers – thanks jessica

Paul Field
31/01/2011 07:13

Tbaoo, your style is great and so unique it will not soon be copied…I like the content to… Great stuff!

31/01/2011 07:23
Reply to  Paul Field

thank you paul – cheers

Mary Hudak-Collins
31/01/2011 04:49

Surely, this didn’t actually happen…?

31/01/2011 06:49

yes mary – it did, i went off on one in my own way – but the story is true !!

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