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Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

Palin is out and out of her mind

Reading Time: 3 minutesOh my gosh, not only does tbaoo receive emails from Barack Obama and Newt Gingrich but also from some looneys who want to run in our local council elections. I also get emails from Sarah Palin as my interests sure are wide spread, turns out Palin is out and out of her mind.

Please check out one of our latest mayoral candidates, Dean Vegas and believe me when I tell you that this other drunken buffoon tried to run in the last election, but couldn’t get the form in on time, actually it was all a media stunt me thinks, but we were all very worried for a short time. We all wondered whether he was psychically able to complete the form in the first place.

Wow, I hear you cry, he’s not going to go all tea party on my ass is he ? Well, no, far from it, the dribbly fool has decided to remain out of the race, of course that way she can continue to raise huge amounts of money through her SarahPAC. more to the point though, if she remains out of the race she can say whatever she damn well pleases and isn’t restricted by any sort of regulatory control – or even common sense.

So dear reader, could you please read this email, ( copied as received, verbatim ) and tell me what it actually means. Warm and eager thanks from a very confused, yet an incredibly relieved tbaoo.

October 5, 2011
Wasilla, AlaskaAfter much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.My decision is based upon a review of what common sense Conservatives and Independents have accomplished, especially over the last year. I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office – from the nation’s governors to Congressional seats and the Presidency. We need to continue to actively and aggressively help those who will stop the “fundamental transformation” of our nation and instead seek the restoration of our greatness, our goodness and our constitutional republic based on the rule of law. From the bottom of my heart I thank those who have supported me and defended my record throughout the years, and encouraged me to run for President.

Know that by working together we can bring this country back – and as I’ve always said, one doesn’t need a title to help do it.I will continue driving the discussion for freedom and free markets, including in the race for President where our candidates must embrace immediate action toward energy independence through domestic resource developments of conventional energy sources, along with renewables. We must reduce tax burdens and onerous regulations that kill American industry, and our candidates must always push to minimize government to strengthen the economy and allow the private sector to create jobs.Those will be our priorities so Americans can be confident that a smaller, smarter government that is truly of the people, by the people, and for the people can better serve this most exceptional nation.In the coming weeks I will help coordinate strategies to assist in replacing the President, re-taking the Senate, and maintaining the House.Thank you again for all your support. Let’s unite to restore this country!God bless America.

Sarah Palin

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Jenni
07/10/2011 17:49

I am relieved to see this. I have seen how she runs her family and if they are before country, Lord only knows how much more she would screw up this country. I hope she spends more time on caring for her family now that the country is safe from her clutches. Seriously, I hope she is done with this whole running for President thing from now until her grandchildren’s grandchildren are sitting with her on her front porch looking at Russia. Now if the rest of those “boobs” would put something else before the U.S. as well, maybe just maybe we can return to a great country. Oh, sorry, I must have drunk some bad water to even type that…

tbaoo
07/10/2011 18:01
Reply to  Jenni

yes jenny, i saw a tweet or something today that questioned the “boobs” best choice so far ran the number 8 pizza chain in america – not a good choice, me thinks 🙂

tbaoo
08/04/2019 23:27

yes jenny, i saw a tweet or something today that questioned the “boobs” best choice so far ran the number 8 pizza chain in america – not a good choice, me thinks 🙂

hansi
07/10/2011 04:18

What a bunch of horseshit. I guess Jesus told her to back-off after all that prayer. Hey…maybe you guys down under can make her an honorary citizen of Australia (better let Sarah know that’s not the country next to Germany) so she can run for something like Queen of Queensland or something.

tbaoo
07/10/2011 08:18
Reply to  hansi

cheers hansi, unfortunately we our own home grown versions of sarah palin, some versions of rush limbaugh and heading towards the fox news and tea party groundswell .. we do not want such lunacy, please take it all back .. 🙂

tbaoo
08/04/2019 23:27

cheers hansi, unfortunately we our own home grown versions of sarah palin, some versions of rush limbaugh and heading towards the fox news and tea party groundswell .. we do not want such lunacy, please take it all back .. 🙂

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