A little of this and a bit more

Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

single man loose in isle 5

Reading Time: < 1 minuteWell, the time for tbaoo bachelor’ing is working to its natural conclusion, you might thing that means something else, but really it just means the bride is home in a few days. I have continued to do the right thing, so much so I’m hankering for an award. A big lush, excited type of an award. Because there’s a single man loose in isle 5.

But tonight it all changed, as I’ve just conducted my last shopping expedition “I hope” whilst looking tremendously fabulous and apparently available, my eyes were really opened while I was walking around the store on my own, with my ever so silly and somewhat fattening, ridiculous food choices, smiling intently, with a secret that wouldn’t come out.

Traditionally the supermarket is a place for male confusion, annoyance, fear, a sense of lost, embarrassment and loathing. It should not be a place for flirting, teasing, isle Olympics, helpful shopping advice or just plain bust thrusting.

I mean I’d already bought my chicken breasts, I didn’t need any more from the nubile temptress types stalking the supermarket for lonely, desperate, live males who are skulking about in the shadows, dancing on the inside to the top ten hits playing on the pa system.

Attention shoppers there’s an apparently single man loose in isle 5, go get him. He has breasts but wants a packet of instant sexual gratification, marked down for tonight only. What do they mean instant, I have a problem but it’s not that instant.

If for some sad unbelievable reason this doesn’t happen to you dear male reader, or you don’t look as fabulously attractive as tbaoo, here’s some trouser comforting inspiration and tips, yes tips that may be help you:

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