A little of this and a bit more

Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

Why a blog called tbaoo

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Well, why a blog called tbaoo, when deciding on what name it should have I realised that my bike registration Triumph Bonneville America -tbaoo and internet forum name would be the best. I’m on the Gold Coast in Australia and used to enjoy rides throughout the hinterland and other areas in south east Queensland.

This blog will touch on serious matters, rants and complaints (whinge) and praise when due. I’ll try and keep it vaguely interesting and look forward to your comments or derision (noun: contemptuous ridicule or mockery : my stories were greeted with derision and disbelief). I can handle both, and I can look up big words in the dictionary. Fuck – I can swear as well.

I take photos of things other people don’t, there must be a reason for that and I like to watch (taken from Guinness campaign) things that other people don’t.

This will be the place for rants, loads of complaining and even though I normally criticise, it will heap some praise or acknowledgement onto some good things, when due. It will mainly be focused upon the gold coast and Australian items, unless I get wound up about the tea party, gbs banging at my door, the GOP and Sarah Palin.

Not too serious of course but it might be angry, grumpy or just plain fed up. It’s taken a bloody long time but here we are. It’ll flow like goopy syrup from now on.

All the very best to you, may all your babies be born naked and good luck with the rash.

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I'm an increasingly grumpy old fart posting rants, observations and trying to write somewhat twisted short and slightly longer stories for adults. All rights reserved unless otherwise credited © Alan Crawford - 2024

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19/06/2010 20:51

cheers kelly – i'm stalking you and you're stalking me – what word is best used to describe that, i think it's called blogging (lol)

19/06/2010 20:45

Whatever the reason for the blog, keep it up! Well written, entertaining, and spot on – good on ya mate!

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08/06/2010 21:48

hahahaha 🙂

Its a funny story

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