A little of this and a bit more

Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

Can tbaoo be less judgemental

Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s very odd, strange and somewhat less than satisfying around here at the moment. Someone asked me the other day how the blogging is going and when I thought about I realised that it’s not going very well. Maybe I need a beautiful muse? Can tbaoo be less judgemental?

I have failed to find any material for some time, the merriment and silliness I used to bathe in seems to be hiding, or further down than i can hold my breathe for. Of course I have laughed at the normal things, American and Australian (state, federal and local) politics and the weak as piss media that farts all over me on a regular basis.

In fact one local Mayoral candidate has been outed as having three women on the “go” at one time. He must really have the power. Someone did tell me that women have the ability to go ( off ), I’ve just never really concerned myself with that before now.

Now what is there to do, how about a list, you should know by now I love lists. This one is completely random and considering the style here at tbaoo, that’s saying something. It aims to asks can tbaoo be less judgemental, can I:

  • Continue to lose weight, my carbohydrate reduced diet with salad and fruit is working
  • Spread my eyes and ears a bit wider to poke fun at so much more
  • Be less judgmental
  • Be more giving
  • Care more about what is important, what others think – isn’t
  • Buy some stylish new clothes – when i’ve lost all the rubbery belly
  • Go to a doctor and sort out all my aches and pains, not the one in my arse, it can’t be removed until I win the lotto
  • Reconsider my relationships with others, maybe try to have some
  • Apologise to my bride for that last one
  • Restrict my access to unsuitable material
  • Think about the opinions of others before I completely discount them
  • Argue less or with more subtlety if I must argue
  • Keep my silly dumb jokes to myself, no-one gets them anyhow
  • Learn what you call a sheep with no head and no legs? it’s a cloud
  • Rearrange my schedule to include more, “I give a shit time”
  • Ignore the screaming crap that surrounds my house more often than before
  • Be all things to all people and be glad that I am
  • Guarantee that the next idiot who knocks on my door selling some man made fantasy, will get a punch in the hooter, no questions asked.
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01/03/2012 18:00

Tbaoo, the way you are seems just fine. The merriment and silliness are there, perhaps lurking and growing stronger before unleashing themselves in a stream of great jokes and observations. Accept that you are not like everyone else, and that’s a great thing!

30/01/2012 23:08

I love the photo you have shared here…I am sure this can really help a lot…

31/01/2012 06:28
Reply to  Gabriellie

well i hope so gabriellie ? the change is underway 😉

27/01/2012 07:47

LOL, “guarantee that the next idiot who knocks on my door selling some man made fantasy, will get a punch in the hooter, no questions asked, well maybe after he gets up” – this is hilarious

27/01/2012 09:13
Reply to  Diana

thanks diana – they haven’t knocked for a while, maybe they know not to come 😉

Mary Hudak-Colllins
23/01/2012 22:40

I can’t believe I was here the first time and forgot to comment. That would be on my list…if I had one…not to be so forgetful lol. Great post tbaoo 🙂

24/01/2012 06:28

cheers mary, i do try and i am trying 😉

22/01/2012 01:06

I’d stay on the diet and dis-regard all the rest, well maybe not the bride thing. You’re just fine the way you are! Don’t worry about the blogging, stay active and you’ll find plenty of BS to blog about. 🙂

22/01/2012 07:36
Reply to  Hansi

you’re so right hansi .. it’ll come back to me, it’s just hiding at the moment 🙂

21/01/2012 20:09

You keep going young man, I think that all this blog chat is usual go through it myself. Lot of work and sometimes don’t seem to be worth it. As for the rest sounds good, did a similar thing myself a while back, sod all changed perhaps but still good to do. Be true to yourself and beware the power of Larry Lewis.!

22/01/2012 07:35
Reply to  Baldychaz

i have my larry lewis shield up .. 😉 thanks baldy

mister v
mister v
21/01/2012 18:44

A punch on the hooter sounds reasonable to me.

21/01/2012 19:55
Reply to  mister v

hiya mr v .. it does don’t it 😉

21/01/2012 14:53

Hmmm, Quite the list. Just be sure to tell that bride you love her, in every way you can. The rest will work itself out….

21/01/2012 16:07
Reply to  jan

cheers jan .. 😉

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