A little of this and a bit more

Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

Causing confusion

Reading Time: 2 minutesHello dear reader. It’s me again, I’m sitting here wondering just what brilliant drivel I can deposit upon your screen today ? Drivel is a circular thing, it goes around and comes around and all around me it seems.

Well, not much today, I can do drivel but I can’t do serious. I raise such a ruckus. I also apparently confuse, disturb and confuddle a few folk, so I’m going to make it all very simple. This blog is a mess. A mess of different things, clips, music, attitude, nonsense and of course if you’ve been paying attention … Silly.

The silly may be hard to fathom out sometimes but that’s what drives me to type. In fact I’ve just dragged my chair closer so I can type ( speak ) directly at you dear reader. I need help.

I have too many things going on so I need your help and understanding. I’ve slowed right down and become focused on the shit load of drama at my house just now. Drama such as posted here at tbaoo. Drama about my pipes, my plumbing, my roof and my ceiling and of course my new slab. I have to organise the mess left by the slab’s creation and steady myself to paint the blasted thing. The painting was to be put off, like the putting off that’s caused my drama ? Well not this time, this time I have to do something. So something it is.

I will endeavour to type away a bit more as the “drama-load” decreases as I’m sure it will. I may struggle to find anything worthy of the typing, but my chair will be close. If at any stage you are confused, upset, deranged, keen to meet me to kick start a relationship, beware. I’m a hard nut to crack, but I can help with the anger, confusion and mental imbalance. Just ask and I’ll explain the point of all this silliness.

The ‘Space Palace in the Stars’ is a prime example. some people have asked “wtf” is that all about. Well, that’s what confuses me. I thought it was all self explanatory. its fiction, it’s an attempt at writing a story and it’s supposed to be somewhat smirk and chuckle worthy. Maybe in a good light or looked at from the side, something clever and loosely connected with real life, while being dragged into the murky depths of my interpretation of it. Not my life, but the messy ones I see and hear of around me, see it’s all circular.

So ask away and come closer like my chair. I’ll help you understand. You’re such a dear reader – dear reader.

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I'm an increasingly grumpy old fart posting rants, observations and trying to write somewhat twisted short and slightly longer stories for adults. All rights reserved unless otherwise credited © Alan Crawford - 2024

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11/07/2012 07:21

May your mundane tasks be sorted soon. I have not blogged for simply far to long even though things at home are starting to reach normality.

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