A little of this and a bit more

Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

Getting crazy

Reading Time: 2 minutesThings were getting out of hand. I’d spread myself that thin on the ground that I couldn’t seem to stand steady. I’d just updated my website building website attached and/or created a facebook page with a new twitter account. It was getting crazy. All this for the warm place of reassuring website building. It’s been a bit neglected of late, but that’s changed on the weekend. I’d gone mad and no, I’d not yet gone outside.

The upshot of course was that I was so confused. I had that many bloody usernames and passwords to remember, so I decided to post them all here so I can refer to them when required. The banking details had to be kept confidential of course, so I ask that you don’t share them amongst your friends or those cheeky hacker types. Indeed while I was typing this 22 spam comments lobbed in, maybe they didn’t need the password?

The other and even more frustrating things, were the 3,783 different 40 year old software programs and varying database endured where I work during the day, all of them running in some limp, broken, bleeding and needing to be put down mode.

Still to this day, idiot candidates and current politicians for that mattercan’t get their heads around just how bad it is at work. They all think we can just buy a simple program, that won’t cost many millions of dollars. But then they decide that the upgrade can be delayed, stopped, changed. That’s happened at least three times and cost a fortune in wasted funds so nothing ever gets done. Have some balls you silly buggers.

Latest passwords, In no particular order or importance or accuracy :

  • Bank one – dickhead
  • Bank two – twodickheads
  • Bank three –  threedickheads
  • Stock portfolio – iwishitwasmore
  • Twitter ajmc design – awonderfulfellowthatalan
  • Twitter tbaoo – anevenmorewonderfulfellow
  • Facebook ajmc design – letsseewhatisthepassword
  • Facebook tbaoo – smith
  • Work one – fuckinghell
  • Worktwo – shitthisiscrap
  • Workthree – mmmmm
  • Workfour – 1234
  • I have to stop here with the work ones, I might get into trouble
  • WordPress tbaoo – niceworkalan
  • WordPress ajmcdesign – ohnonotagain

There we are, just a simple permanent resource for me to remember my footprints about the place. If you go trying to access any of these I’ll have seen your fingerprints and I won’t be happy. Surprised no, unhappy yes.

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Mary Hudak-Colllins
09/04/2012 20:58

Hahaha Tbaoo! I would share my passwords with you, but they took too damn long to come up with them and not sure I could come up with something like them again LOL. On a serious note, I’ve gotten into so much that my little notebook couldn’t hold all the links, logins, and passwords that I had to transfer everything over to a journal book 🙂 Hopefully, I will never outgrow that!

Matt Harvath
Matt Harvath
09/04/2012 11:05

Love this post! I broke down and bought one of those programs that stores your passwords for you. I had so many accounts, I would always get them mixed up!

09/04/2012 03:31

Now seeeeeeeeeeee even my wrong Twitter account came up here..Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..it’s actually @Bongo515 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

09/04/2012 03:30

LOLOLOL this made me laugh so….my kids say I’m old and senile cause I have had to now write down each account and passwords…..the book is full…… yes yes they have even caught me saying out loud: Fuck this shit ….. LMAOOOOOOOOO…. As always…XOXOXOXO

09/04/2012 01:02

“phuckthisshit’ is the pass-word I use at work. Never forget what it is, and stats me day off right 🙂

08/04/2012 19:39

Government wasting money I don’t believe you. I just use the same password for everything, baldtwat1

Anne Brown
08/04/2012 15:38

Loved this, probably too much, especially like the password for work one, that’s what working for a password for bank one, two, or three will get you every time. I have one password for everything. That’s all I can handle.

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