A little of this and a bit more

Alan Crawford presents twisted short and some longer stories for adults, with quite a number of his rants and observations as well.

Several curious people, really it’s just one, asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. All designed to promote my nonsense, which may be adult in nature but not necessarily mature.

tbaoo has had a windfall

Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s official, I’ve come into a great deal of money, about blooming time I say. All I have to do is follow the prompts in this eloquent email and I’m in, I’m rich, I’m filthy and love’n it, tbaoo has had a windfall.

I’m off to the trip of a lifetime, but don’t worry, I won’t forget you, I’ll call into your house ( no matter where it is ) and chat over what ever beverage you have available, then eat what ever you offer, (must have meat though), then I’ll leave abruptly and go somewhere else, sounds good doesn’t it.

Well, if you live somewhere exciting it does.

From: Lady Jenny Breda <*******@####>
Date: 17 February 2011 8:23:56 AEST
To: undisclosed-recipients:; ( not now !! )
Subject: Reply my email
Reply-To: Lady Jenny Breda <#####@aol.com>

From Lady Jenny Breda (Mrs.)

After going through your information over the internet i decided to contact you . My name is Mrs. Jenny Breda; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what i have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed with cancer immediately after the death of my husband 2 years ago who has left for me everything he worked for.

Base on my sickness the doctor has told me I will not live longer than some weeks, thus, I have decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 (One million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer

Jaapa Yo (Barr.in Law)

Tel: +31-123-456-789  ( i changed the details )

Fax:31-12-345-6789 ( i changed the details )

Email: #####l@aol.com

Tell him that I have WILLED (1,500,000 US Dollars) to you and I he has also been notified. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardise my last wish.

God bless you,
Mrs. Jenny Breda

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ElizOF
20/02/2011 17:31

I had to laugh out loud when I read this one… It still amazes me though that there are people who fall for this crap. Alan, I know you didn’t! 🙂
I’d like to remind Paul and Furree that this scam is now quite universal; even as people continue to refer to it as Nigerian… quite annoying actually. Yes, my family is Nigerian so I must protest. 🙂
I get letters from Princes and Princesses from Europe, Asia, N. America and every other continent. They all offer the same story. They all look for greedy suckers who believe the internet is the doorway to freeloads and easy payouts. Personally, I think you should send the email to abuse@aol and let them deal with Lady B and her BS… meanwhile, I’m still laughing! 😉
Eliz

tbaoo
20/02/2011 17:47
Reply to  ElizOF

thanks elizof, it is amazing isn’t it, that people fall for it – no matter where it comes from. thanks very much for your feedback and support .. 😉

tbaoo
19/02/2011 21:21

both paul and furree seem to be liked by nigerian princes and princesses – goodness 🙂

Furree Katt
19/02/2011 21:10

LOL. i recently made a new email address for my blog, and all i’ve been getting is this kind of email. specially from dying Nigerian princes. they love me.

Paul Bartholomew
Paul Bartholomew
19/02/2011 19:46

Haha, that is awesome!
I usually receive one from the prince of Nigeria who wants to share his wealth with me…
Their real…honest…:)

Yogasavy
Yogasavy
19/02/2011 18:27

She must have found your charm very irresistible!

tbaoo
19/02/2011 21:21
Reply to  Yogasavy

thank you for appreciating my charm ms yoga 😉

Jessica Brant
19/02/2011 15:22

LMFAO Tbaoo your not buying into this crap?????
If you aren’t, LMFAO
If you are, DON’T DO IT!
Jessica

tbaoo
19/02/2011 15:26
Reply to  Jessica Brant

why yes, i’ve contacted the lady and her lawyer, given them my personal and banking details, i’m just waiting for the money transfer, oh hang that’s the bank on the line, i’ve got to go ….

Jorie Pacli
19/02/2011 13:37

This poor lady here is in need of a sponsor… Would you love to share with her a percentage of it? No sweat, I believe! (eyes wide open)

tbaoo
19/02/2011 14:10
Reply to  Jorie Pacli

no jorie .. i think she’s offering her sponsorship to me, i’ll take it with both hands 😉 i don’t think she is worried about my greed, it’s her’s that’s the important thing !!

Jewell
Jewell
19/02/2011 13:19

You know…I first thought that Paris Hilton sent this to you in an attempt to make right all her ever public, idiocy….er, transgressions, but, I’m not entirely sure that she would know what a church was (though I’m fairly certain that she’s well acquainted with lawyers), so I’m pretty sure you might want to not rely on the income.

However, even if this does bring you great wealth, I’m afraid I live no where near somewhere exciting so, sadly, I will miss out on your visits. =) Enjoy the ride! =)

Love the picture (again) =)

tbaoo
19/02/2011 13:22
Reply to  Jewell

oh jewell – i’m sure it’s exciting somewhere near (or at ) where you live .. 😉

Alejandro
19/02/2011 13:04

Are there still Ladies out there? Just forward the email to me. I have to call and find out.

Cheers A

tbaoo
19/02/2011 13:12
Reply to  Alejandro

so many ladies and so little time .. 🙂

Hansi
19/02/2011 12:55

The Lord works in mysterious ways. I’d jump on it, and on Lady Jenny too.

tbaoo
19/02/2011 13:02
Reply to  Hansi

oh i think that’s a bit rich .. i’m married

Jessica Brant
07/04/2019 15:23

LMFAO Tbaoo your not buying into this crap?????
If you aren’t, LMFAO
If you are, DON’T DO IT!
Jessica

tbaoo
08/04/2019 11:28
Reply to  Jessica Brant

why yes, i’ve contacted the lady and her lawyer, given them my personal and banking details, i’m just waiting for the money transfer, oh hang that’s the bank on the line, i’ve got to go ….

tbaoo
08/04/2019 02:37

oh jewell – i’m sure it’s exciting somewhere near (or at ) where you live .. 😉

tbaoo
10/04/2019 01:57

so many ladies and so little time .. 🙂

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